One girl and one boy is just not enough.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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