It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
