Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
you never un-have a 4some
I think my moral compass just broke
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