PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Im part way to drunk.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
tell me about the fingering
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
