It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She told me I should be a condom model.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud