i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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