If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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