At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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