So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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