she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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