the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it glows. i had to have it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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