Jerry, you need to find god
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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