just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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