Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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