Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
did you just send me my own nude
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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