I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Two words: nipple clamps
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