Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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