you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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