Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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