i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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