Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I supernannyed him into submission
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