Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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