I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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