Whod you bang
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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