Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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