Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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