brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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