Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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