is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I've blown a few things in my day
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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