Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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