I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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