worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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