Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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