I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it glows. i had to have it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
