I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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