Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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