Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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