And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
it's like iHOP with fire
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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