Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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