I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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