another moral hangover. fuck.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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