Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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