New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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