There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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