dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
That's how pantless uber rides happen
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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