That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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