honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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