I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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