How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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