I think my vagina is haunted
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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