Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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